Bewafa SMS [Monday Status for whatsapp]
If I were president, all Monday's would be changed to National Holiday.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.
Don't worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed and the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead.
Weapons loaded, body bags ready, coffee brewing, bring it on Monday, I'm ready.
If days were people, Monday would be the one person I'd punch in the face.
WARNING! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain. :-(.
Monday is the root of all evil.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
As an entrepreneur, you would love your every Monday morning. But you'll hate every month's beginning – when you'll have to pay your bills.
Monday is the evil way of saying the weekend is over.
Mondays, that day of the week when our brains take all day to reboot from all the weekend activities.
I feel that Mondays are God's way of punishing me for something I did over the weekend.
Dear Monday, No matter how many times you show up or what you may bring, I still can't find it in my heart to like you.
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
Searching for the remote to rewind the weekend! Sunday always comes so fast & Monday is now closing in.
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday.
Monday isn't a good day for kids but for parents it's a dream come true.
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
Going to sleep on Sunday will cause symptoms called 'Monday'. Conversely, also note that staying awake all night on Sunday does not prevent Monday.
Good Morning Monday. I have been dreading your arrival, but now that you are here, lets just make the best of it.
They say everyday is a gift. I wanna know where the gift receipt is so I can exchange Monday for Saturday.
I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
It's Sunday night, the end of the weekend. I don't want to go to bed, cause when I wake up it will be Monday and the weekend's over.