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The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means to an education.
Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors.
Today was my last exam of last semester and now my college is officially over. And I am an MBA now. I dunno whether to smile or to feel sad, But I choose to be happy.
If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing. You have a college degree.
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.
Hug a stressed college student. It helps a lot.
Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.
Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
Take a limitation and turn it into an opportunity. Take an opportunity and turn it into an adventure by dreaming Big!
Elementary school = 50 friends. Middle school = 30 friends. High school = 20 friends. College = 3 Real Friends.
Hard work never killed anyone, but I don't want to be the first.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
Ever since college, I make friends. They get married. I lose friends.
It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.
Ultimate truth of college life. if a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl. and if a boy loves a girl, everyone knows except the girl.
College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.
The sex is definitely part of college life.
What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists?
The chief value in going to college is that it's the only way to learn it really doesn't matter.
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B. A., M. D., or Ph. D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J. O. B.
College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here.
College professor " someone who talks in other people's sleep.
The purpose of the university is to make students safe for ideas " not ideas safe for students.
College is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.
Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
Right now, you might think popularity is everything. But just remember, you can`t put popular on a college or job application.
Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.
42% of people who graduate from college never read another book.
Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg = College Dropouts.
College campuses were once a hotbed of political activity.
Things taught in college are not education but the means of education.
Wow now I'm a graduate. Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another college.
School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.
Dear twin sister, I'll take your french final if you take my math final? Sincerely, college here we come!
Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.
I are a college student. This is how stupid some college students are.
Life is different than teacher, A teacher teach lesson & then keeps the exam, but life keep the exam 1st & then teaches the lesson.
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you have always got.
Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else.
College life is that part of your life that you are going to relive in your memories till you breathe
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn't.
I hate you but I can't stop loving you.
A whale ship was my Yale College and my Harvard.
A college education shows a man how little other people know. Education is not preparation for life, education is life itself.
You see, in this country are a number of youths who do not like to work, and the college is an excellent place for them.
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open- field runner.
Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won't help. Sincerely, Student.
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
To be a 'Good professional', always start to study late for 'Exams'. Because it teaches how to manage 'Time' and tackle 'Emergencies'!
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
College is important, but saving money can be even more important.
One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.
I was a D student in high school and on the dean's list in college.
Now, I am going to start with my professional life. I just wish all my friends and acquaintances all the best for their future endeavors. I hope to stay connected with you all. God Bless you.
Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them.
College has given me the confidence I need to fail.
The important thing is the educational experience itself how to survive it.
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
I only want to write. And there's no college for that except life.
A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.
Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.
I really want to learn, but college won't let me. I guess I will be down the local library come Monday morning.
College is not preparation for life, College is life itself.
I may not be perfect, but I'm always me.
For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don't know what's next.
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Education is the best money making ritual!
Before college, I didn't know what I was doing with my life now I'm confident I have no idea what I'm doing.
Love letter Have a sweet school & college memories.
College is like a fountain of knowledge " and the students are there to drink.
Auto correct is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
The simplest college boy is now familiar with truths for which Archimedes would have given his life.
In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends than I did in class.
College is fun as long as you don't die.
One day a boy bunked a college. Now that day is known as 'Sunday'!
Bill Gates has enough money to send every single 18 year old in the country to a 4-year college.
College is the place where you live your life to the fullest.
While I was (in college) I was exposed to this world that I didn't know was possible.
Everyone can pass college, most just don't feel like it.
College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
A college education shows a man how little other people know.
I can't take anything you don't give me. Stop giving me power over your life.
Christ, seven years of college, down the drain.
One funny thing about college life is that, teachers make you sleep during day and friends don't let you to sleep at night.
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year, just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night.
I have never let schooling interfere with my education.