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That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says I'm so fat. and you stand there like (-_-).
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. :D.
The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.
If history has taught us anything, it's that reheated french fries are gross.
We've solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.
I'm trying to kick dairy and now I've got the milk shakes.
Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry.
True beauty is within for example opening your fridge.
Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down, pick up food, arm up, put food in mouth, switch arms.
The only clubs I'm into are sandwiches.
If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn't be called nachos.
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
Nothing says I've already given up on this day quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.
I'm so excited for Valentines Day all the chocolate is gonna be on sale YAY.
There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, Don't eat me. Now there's an empty plate and a note, Don't tell me what to do.
If you say you can't cook what your really saying is that you can't read and follow directions.
I want a hot body but I also want hot wings.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that's kind of the same thing.
all I want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here I am, gaining weight and losing money.
Is there gonna be food? Yeah Ok then I am coming.
If you drink enough fluids in the morning, you will feel happier, sharper, and more energetic throughout the day.
my hobbies include eating and complaining that I am getting fat.
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.
I don't trust people that dislike tacos.
LIKE if you can't tell the difference between coke & pepsi.
Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.
Is there gonna be food? Yeah Ok then I am coming.
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person's life.
Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family because you're a selfish bitch.
I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
You don't really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.
I need pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING.
Men: Uses love to get s3x. Women: Uses s3x to get love. Me: Uses coupons to get pizza.
Eat like every day is Thanksgiving.
Isn't it weird that after 30, 000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now?
I disagree that hunger isn't an emotion. I feel it in my SOUL.
I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.
I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.
Mom, can we go to McDonalds? there's food in the fridge. That's not what I asked.
Television + food, it just goes together.
Stop complaining about being single on valentines day. We have bigger problems here, like why McDonald's doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.
Food is my favorite. If I ever share it with you, then you're pretty damn special.
Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
That moment when skinny people call themselves fat and your heavier than them.
Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough.
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
You can't buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream, which is kinda the same thing.
really doesn't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch?
Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.
Arizona 99 cent drinks are the shit. Period.
I'm the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.
Poor alcohol, it gets blamed for everything.
Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell.
Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald�s doesn�t serve breakfast after 10:30.
Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo.
My diabetic friend died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him sweet dreams.
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.
Eating an orange before working out not only keeps you hydrated but also keeps your muscles from getting sore.
You're at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before.
The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%.
Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag.
Dear Vegetarians, If you love animals so much, then why do you keep eating all their food?
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.