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I don't make mistakes, I just date them.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.
Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
When my day begins, you are my inspiration. Seeing your face glow, is my nicest hello. And when you kiss and caress me, and make love to my mind. I cannot get enough. I am so glad that you are mine.
I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours.
Be the Best Version of Yourself.
A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
Love me? Great. Hate me? Even Better. Don't know me? Don't judge me.
The fragrance - Of your skin is sweeter to me than the perfumes of a million roses.
You are gorgeous all over, your body, your face, your smile, your personality, most importantly, your heart.
Let's play something multiplayer.
You are not as beautiful as an angel, but angels are as beautiful as you are.
I have a new theory in life, what other people think of me is truly none of my business?
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.
If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old will you be?
I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with evil desire.
I don't care if you think I'm crazy. Life is too short to be normal.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated, but anyhow you can kiss me baby I am vaccinated.
I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
I have a problem. My problem is love, and my solution is you.
Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss. Oh, I'm just so crazy about you.
I like it rough.
I don't make mistakes; I just date them.
Want to try my handcuffs?
Wanna go sleep Early ?
Dance in slow motion.
Lets play something Multi-player.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted; kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
If your age was to be determined by the two last digits of your phone number, how old will you be?
Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.
Baby, are you hungry?
Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15.
If kissing is the language of love, then we have a lot to talk about.
Locked at 30 frames.
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me. I'll train you. Make your appointment today.
Can I get your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
I would rather have taken one breath of your skin, one kiss from your lips, one touch of your hand than spend eternity without you.
The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs.
Hey time, Slow down. You're killing me
A girl jogging in the park helps at least 5 boys to be fit and in shape.
My data plan is unlimited.
Pull down to refresh.
When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a seriial killer.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
Being in a relationship is a full-time job, don't apply if you're not ready to commit.
They say don't drink and drive. Well, yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a bad ass.
Wanna try my handcuuffs?
People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don't.
Your taste still lingerrs on my lips, like I've just placed them upon yours, and still I starve for you.
Do you ever look at your friends and think 'why the hell aren't we comedians?'.
A girl jogging in the park helps at least five boys to be fit and in shape.
I would rather have taken one breath of your skin, one kiss from your lips, one touch of your hand, than spend eternity without you.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted, kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?
I am what I am; I will never try to be someone else.
When my day begins, you're my inspiration. Seeing your face glow, is my nicest hello. And when you kiss and caress me, and make love to my mind. I can't get enough. I'm so glad that you're mine.
Before talking, please connect the tongue to the brain.
Your Bed, My Bed.
Why do I fall in love with people who are already taken or have feelings for someone else?
I am jealous of my parents; I will never have a kid as cool as theirs.
I know I'm crazy. Don't ruin my moment.
Your age might determined by the two last digits of your mobile number, how old will you be?
I don't have an attitude problem. You have something wrong with my attitude don't like it get over it.
May I go to the toilet, I'm fucking bored.
I will kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
Worked on Fine Leg.
Hershey's make millions of delectable kisses each day. But it pales in comparison to the taste of you.
I'm a loaded gun.
My phone is like my lover. It's the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
Do you ever look at your friends and think, why the hell aren't we comedians?
Boys think of girls just like books, if the cover doesn't catch their eye, they won't bother to read what's inside.
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with wicked desire.
Massage with happy ending.
Kush is far better than a girlfriend.
Baby, Are you Hungry ?
The fragrance, of your skin, is sweeter to me than the perfumes of a million roses.
You, me and exercise.
Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated, but anyhow you can kiss me, baby, I am vaccinated.
I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am I that hot?
Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop and Whatsapp.
Love never dies, only the lover changes.
Can I go down?
That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.
Relationship Status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.
Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship, and she is beautiful.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this, then you got lucky.
My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
Anyone can be passiionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am I that hot!
When I drink alcohol, everyone says I am alcoholic. But, when I drink Fanta, no one says I am fantastic.