Whatsapp Status [Insult status for whatsapp]
It's not that I'm smarter than you, it's just that you're dumber than everyone else.
Act your age not your shoe size.
Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
Yes, you do have a right to your opinion and I have a, right to mine, and my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid
Just keep talking, I yawn when I'm interested
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is nothing.
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege.
Last time I checked I didn't ask for your opinion.
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I am building an idiot.
There's no such thing as a stupid idea, it's just you.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, it's just that yours is stupid.
Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.
Girl- How do I look? Boy- I would rather stay blind and let the mirror suffer.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
If you're going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
You are so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head, just to avoid your face.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
You can talk? Quick, call the science community, we have a discovery.
Mirrors can't talk, lucky for you they can't laugh either.
Let's play fetch a little differently. I will throw the stick and you don't come back.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile I can see the Spanish flag.
Don't think, it may sprain your brain.
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
Zombies eat brains. You're safe.
Why don't you understand me like my iPhone does?
Rose are red. Violets are blue. I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.
If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don't care.
Life is great, you should get one.
I'd insult you but apparently, you need qualities for me to insult.
Mix with people with a good attitude.
Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.
Tell me, is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
You are very beautiful, no doubt about that but I will still rate a monkey ahead of you.
I don't insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
Man, if you can get a girlfriend, there's hope for the rest of us.
Jealousy is a disease, get well soon.
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing.
It's people like you, that make people like me, look good.
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
Envy me, rate me, bottom line, you are not me.
If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I'd stop world hunger.
You are literally too stupid to insult.
Are your parents siblings?
Go be stupid somewhere else.
Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
My mom says pigs don't eat biscuits. So, I better take that one out of your hand.
People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.
Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: It's surely the past tense.
I will try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
I'd love to have this battle of wits with you but I don't like fighting an unarmed person.
You're so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.
Where were you when God was giving out common sense?
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
You're so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of "dark and handsome" means. When it's dark, you're handsome.
I don't hate you. I just don't appreciate your existence.
How would you like to feel the way you look?
I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
I would love to slap you but that would-be animal abuse.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
You're so much smarter when you don't speak.
Looks like somebody fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Don't sneeze, your brain is so small, it might slip out.
You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes. If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.
Why bother talking? You'll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda.
90% of the time I say 'BRB' it just means I don't want to talk to you anymore.
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable. But looking at you, that is just illegal.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
If you liked my profile, Raise up your hands. If not, raise your standard.
Do you practice being this ugly?
I do not even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I have got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.
Wow! I'm impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.
If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
Don't take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
Your head is so big, you don't have dreams you have movies.
You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
I'm not shy. I just don't like you.
Holy wow, it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
Can you turn around and look at me? Turn back again.
It's not that you are weird, it's just that everyone else is normal
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny? Me: Yeah, every time I look at you.
I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
I don't insult people. I just describe them.