Whatsapp Status [Naughty status for whatsapp]
Your parents must be retarded because you are special.
Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn't even think about us for a second.
Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever.
Love is just love, it can never have explained.
Good boy with very bad thoughts.
I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you till he shows up.
The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.
Without her permission I will touch her only to wipe her tears. That is true love.
Without her permission, I will touch her only to wipe her tears.
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears! That Is True Love.
I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins.
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
Want to play Pearl Harbor. It's a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
Being naughty is happiness every time.
Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper.
I was about to masturbate doesn't and I needed a name to go with your face.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's bang.
The key to my happiness, just forgetting my past.
Actors are the best and the worst of people. They are like kids. When they are good, they are very good. When they are bad, they are very naughty.
People make the world go around but at some point, don't you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Naugthy by Nature. Wild By Choice.
That is true love?
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.
Two word's guy's hate doesn't and stop unless you put them together.
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
Lets play Titanic, you'll be the ocean and ill go down on you.
Naughty by Nature. Wild By Choice.
Nothing feels better than a surprise text from that person you miss. Someday somewhere somehow me and you will be together.
I'm easy. Are you?.
Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you will have a place to sit.
When I die, my gravestone is going to have a like button.
KISS ME, I am Magically Delicious.
Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare – unless you are wearing sunglasses.
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were to you, I'd be coming too.
Last seen 1950.
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty-second lover.
I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't you + I = 3D 69?
Two word's guys hate DON'T and STOP, unless you put them together.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
If you're naughty, go to your room, if you want to be naughty head up to mine.
A smile is the second-best thing you can do with your lips.
I don't care if we talk about absolutely nothing, I just want to talk to you.
When I die my gravestone is going to have a 'Like' button.
I want to party with fake alcohol and see how many people act in vain.
I am mom's naughty boy.
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
I think I can die happy now because I have just seen a piece of heaven
I may not be Mr. Right, but I will screw you till he shows up.
I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
Poke me now if you? We ever had a crush on me.
Naughty by nature, wild by choice
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
Could I touch your belly button from the inside?
I'm easy. Are you?
A naughty man is equal to happy man.
Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.
TGIF: Thank God I am Fabulous.
Poke me now if you have ever had a crush on me.
You're like a prize-winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.
Poke me now if you've ever had a crush on me.
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs so that they could bring you along.
Of course, I am naughty. I have always had to compete for attention, you see.
You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
That Is True Love
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine.
Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
A man that respects a woman deserves at least one.
So if you don't like to see me smoking, then you better find another way to keep my lips busy.
Love is blind, and greed insatiable.
People make the world go around but at some point don't you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
Smile! It is the second-best thing you can do with your lips.
Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it's half full. I'm just happy to have a glass.
I am easy. Are you?
Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears.
You must work at Subway because you just gave me a foot long.
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
My name is (name) remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
You're like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
I finally realised this. I need you more than I thought.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Of course, I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.
I am dad's naughty girl.
Kiss me. I am magically delicious.
My name is remembering that you'll be screaming it later.
We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
Nice legs? what time do they open?
NAUGHTY. but in a nice way.