Whatsapp Status [Short status for whatsapp]
I'm jealous of my parents I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
We are more than friends but less than a couple.
I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
Life is short, so don't wasting time. enjoy every moment of life.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
If you say discretion is the better part of valor, you mean that avoiding a dangerous or unpleasant situation is sometimes the most sensible thing to do.
Over-thinking will destroy you.
People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
Some items may save you money because they are cheap, but their quality may be poor, and this may cost you a lot of money in repairs and getting replacements later.
A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.
It is always better to get the view of another than to rely entirely on one's own judgment.
We never worry about the big things, just the small things.
I'm Better than you EX & Better Than your Next.
Do not be so foolish as to destroy the source of your good fortune out of pride, greed, anger etc.
If we could get all the things we wanted just by making a wish, everyone would have all he ever wanted.
I don't care how small or big they are, insects freak me out.
A good reputation is precious, difficult to earn and cannot be bought.
People who are very rich do not feel the need to speak about their wealthy as they do not feel threatened in any way.
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Something that one already has is better than going after something seemingly more worthwhile that one may not be able to get.
The one who waits to listen to what others have to say before speaking has a better understanding of a situation.
Warning!!! Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy, beautiful people!! Don't worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say "good-bye!".
Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.
Your Whatsapp status say's online If your online then why aren't you texting me
Girls spend the first 10 years of their life's playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one. (;.
Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
Great acts are made up of small deeds.
We are WTF generation . WhatsApp, Twitter, Facebook and Whatsapp Status :P
Somebody slowly drove by my apartment around 3am this morning blasting not rap, not rock, but organ music. I'm pretty sure it was the Phantom of the Opera.
Don't shut the barn door after the horse is gone.
Everyone has a common beginning, and therefore, no one is above another.
Sometimes it's better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you
When people are dissatisfied or angry, they sometimes react by doing foolish things that prove harmful to themselves.
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.
Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
Learn to walk before you run.
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
I miss your good night texts.
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
Don't like small talk, love rainy days.
Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.
Life is too short to hate anything. I am too busy to love and enjoy everything.
Knowing only a little about something can cause you to distort the truth or overestimate, misunderstand something.
People tend to lose respect for people they are close to or in close company with all the time.
A person's a person, no matter how small.
Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
You do not need to have too many friends or read too many books in order to live a balanced, fulfilled and complete life as long as the friends and books you do have are full of substance.
Don't settle for good. Demand Great!
He who attends to his greater self becomes a great man, and he who attends to his smaller self becomes a small man.
If you are good at something, never do it for free :-)
Once a mistake has been made or an error committed, it's too late to take precautions to prevent it from happening.
If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men.
Life is too short to be sharing its precious moments with the crowd.
A small incident can reveal an important event.
Photography is a small voice, at best, but sometimes one photograph, or a group of them, can lure our sense of awareness.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
I am not born to please people, So if you want to get pleased try me in next life…good luck!
I'm in shape. Unfortunately, it's the wrong one.
I always considered myself a minor writer. My province is small, and I try to explore it very, very thoroughly.
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
I am not someone who likes cocktail parties or large dinner parties, but I have to attend them often. I much prefer very small dinners with close friends.
The level of our success is limited only by our imagination and no act of kindness, however small, is ever wasted.
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
Woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on my face… Yes my kids found my Sharpie stash.
A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history.
Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met
Small things amuse small minds.
For you men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember. . that's where the knives are kept.
If the people in horror movies listened to me they would still be alive.
Everything has to have a small beginning.
Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you?
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
When the fishbowl gets too small, it's time to pack up and leave and jump into the lake or ocean.
He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know.
Status: I can't log into Facebook.
My attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.
Whoever wants to reach a distant goal must take small steps.
My son is now an entrepreneur. That's what you are called when you don't have a job.
There are no winners in life… only survivors!
There are things about growing up in a small town that you can't necessarily quantify.
When someone touches my phone I automatically turn into a ninja.
Never lose hope, but be prepared with an alternative if things do not go as planned.
I wake up when I can't hold my pee in any longer.
People say me bad. Trust me I am the worst ;)
I'm all about small towns. I think it's a great place to grow up.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car".
If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
It is difficult advising people on matters they are supposed to be experts on because they believe they know better.
This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.
I want to turn the clock back to when people lived in small villages and took care of each other.
I rode my bike to school every day from age five to age fourteen. It was a small town " you could go anywhere.
When you think there is nothing left in your life, just keep working hard until you die :-)
Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
Enjoy life while you can. It can be taken in a heart beat.
Smile and the world smiles with you.
I don't insult people , I just describe them!
It is impossible to change someone's ways or habits, especially if he is old and resists change.