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Dear fridge, I'll be back soon. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry.
My motto in life, Shopping is cheaper than a Psychiatrist!.
I wish I could have unlimited money for shopping.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
You haven't felt pain unless you've gotten a shopping cart's wheel hit at the back of your heal.
I've been shopping for years and I still have nothing to wear.
RT if you're going Black Friday shopping.
That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet.
I wanna go shopping.
I love doing last minute Christmas shopping.
Can you bleed for a whole week and survive?Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?Can you carry 10 shopping bags?Boys are strongerthan girls?PLZ.
Dear Bra companies, If I'm shopping for a 34D do you really think I need Extreme Plunge Max Lift padding?! Sincerely, Just looking.
Go shopping. There is nothing that makes a woman feel better about herself than buying a new wardrobe.
How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?
Money doesn't bring happiness, but shopping does .
Twenty nine percent of women spend more time shopping for shoes than they do looking for a life long mate.
Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time.
Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart anymore isnt it??
For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.
Admit it, we all feel cool when we walk around the mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms.
Shopping improves your self-esteem and opens your mind to other choices and points of view.
Dear fridge, I'll be back in half an hour. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry.
I know it's only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas.
Meeting men at bars is like window shopping. You're looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies.
Going shopping with money and nothing to find; Going shopping without money.
Shopping is so fun I could do it all year.