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Words that spoiled many boys' life. 'Dude she's looking at you.'.
Hey Girls, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? :p.
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. :p
Never change for anybody just be who you are and if they don't like it then they were never worth your time.
Real men encourage you, not discourage you! Real men want a smile on your face, not tears! Real men don't call you names unless it's honey, baby, or sweetie.
What's the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife? The man buying a lottery ticket actually has a chance to win.
Says. men in their 20's play football, men in their 30's play tennis, men in their 40's play golf. have you noticed when men get older the balls get smaller?
I don't chase. I replace. Remember that.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
I universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 189, 497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people & I'm still single. :p.
Ladies: A REAL Man Won't Send You Mixed Signals Cause a Real Man Knows What He Wants.
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job.
Latest research: 'Boys Always remain faithful to girlfriend.!!!' But Which Girlfriend ? That is still a topic of research! ????.
Guys:Dont complain about not finding a good girl cuz most of ya r the biggest damn players out there anyways.You find the good girls, you just choose the sluts.
When will men realise that making a woman do it all teaches her that she doesn't need him.
I want one guy to prove to me that they are not all the same. No excuses for everything, constant lying, cheating, heartbreaking. Is it really to much to ask???
Men are like lottery tickets. Very exciting at first, until you scratch away the surface to reveal the loser beneath.
In every successful relationship the MAN always has the last word – Yes Dear.
Sometimes we fall for the ones who won't catch us, but sometimes we need to hit the ground in order to find the one who will?
The moon may kiss the stars so high The sun may kiss the bright blue sky The dew may kiss the morning grass But you my friend, can kiss my ass.
Has not forgotten why she is single right now, but is grateful for the occasional reminders.
Any man can put out the effort to get you interested.but it takes a real man to keep you interested.