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choti Si Dosti,
Anjaani Mulakaatein;
Pal Bhar Mein Khatam Hote Din,
Khayalon Mein Doobi Lambi Raatein;
Yahin Se Shuru Hota Hai Pyaar, Hai Na..??
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Anjaan Hai, Anjaan Hi Rahne Do
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Pal Pal Yun Hi Marne Do
Kyoun Badnaam Karte Ho Humara NaamLeke
Ab Toh Iss Naam Ko Benaam Hi Rahne Do
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Jiski Yaad Me Sare Jahan Ko Bhul Gaye
Suna Hai Aajkal Vo Humara Naam Tak Bhul Gaye
Kasam Khai Thi Jisne Sath Nibhane Ki Yaaro
Aaj Wo Humari Lash Par Aana Bhul Gaye
cute love story
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
...
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo rone lga :(
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!
Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!!
Ek tooti PREM kahani
Fark sirf itna sa hai
Uski barat gayi,
Iski mayat uthi.
Phool us par bhi the,
Phool is par bhi the.
Mehfil waha bhi thi,
Log yaha bhi the.
Wo doli pe thi,
Yeh janaze pe tha.
Unka hasna waha,
Inka rona yaha.
Saheliya uski bhi thi,
Dost iske bhi the.
Qazi udhar bhi the,
Molvi Idar bhi the.
Wo saj k gayi,
Ise sajaya gaya.
Wo uth k gayi,
Ise uthaya gaya.
Fark sirf itna sa hai,
USE APNAYA GAYA AUR ISE DAFNAYA GAYA
Woh Bhool Gaye Unhe Hasaya Kisne Tha;
Jab Woh Ruthte The To Unhe Manaya Kisne Tha;
Woh Kehte Hain Ke Woh Bahut Achhe Hain;
Lekin Woh Bhool Gaye Ke Unhe Yeh Bataya Kisne Tha!
Every day brings with it new hopes, new aspirations and new energy. However, a person can lose hope at times.
For this reason, God gave us new week, month and season. But when everything fails, there is a New Year.
Let's take every year as new blessing of God and walk on our chosen path to fulfill our dreams and attain our goals!
A very happy New Year!
Banta, after a few rounds of drinks to Santa, "Let's go to Macau'.
Santa: Any plan made after drinks in the evening fizzles out by the next morning.
Banta: So?
Santa: So why not make grander plans like going to USA. In any case, the plan is going to get cancelled.
Tumhare Pyaar Mein Kuchh Aisi Baat Hai;
Har Waqt Tumhari Yaad Mere Sath Hai;
Dil Chahta Hai Tumko Tumse Churaloo;
Par Mummy Kehti Hai Ke Chori Karna Burri Baat Hai!
एक बार जीतो अपनी सहेली प्रीतो से मिलने उसके घर आती है।
जब दोनों सहेलियां आपस में बातें कर रही होती है तो जीतो कहती है, "प्रीतो मुझे लगता है मेरे पति संता का किसी के साथ चक्कर है और वो रोज़ घर के बाहर किसी लड़की से मिलते है"।
प्रीतो हैरानी से कहती है, "अच्छा तो अब तुम क्या करोगी"।
जीतो: करना क्या, मैं आज ही उनके पीछे अपने दोनों प्रेमिओं को लगा दूंगी और उन्हें रंगे हाथ पकड़ लूंगी।
Kabhi hasati hai to kabhi rulati hai
ye zindgi bhi na jaane kitne rang dekhati hai
haste hai to bhi ankhon mein nami aa jaati hai
na jaane ye kaisi yaadein hai jo dil mein bas jaati hai
dua karte hai is naye saal k avsar per
mere doston k labon per sada muskaan rahe
kyoki unki her muskurahat hamin khushi de jaati hai.
After Examination-
1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,
2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai,
4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"
After Examination-
1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,
2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai,
4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajhhi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"
Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha
aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha.
1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di.
Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.
2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya
likha?
1st bencher ne kaha -
SIR Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai....!!!
Kash koi exam result ka insurance kar deta to har exam k pehle premium bhar deta,
pass hota to thik varna insurance claim kar deta.
Fact.
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Agar Hand Writing Ki Baat Karen To
Exam Ke Aakhiri 15 Min Mein Har
Student Mein Doctor Ki Aatma Aa
Jati Hai.
It's Christmas time and I have a plan to steal Santa's sleigh to take you with me and
fly over our wonderful city then in front of the most beautiful view I declare my Love To You!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
come here santa ... come here !!
christmas day is here and so are we
welcome to our region... we are all waiting for you!
welcome to the most wonderful day of the year!
merry christmas & happy new year 2011.
In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas.
Your friendship is a glowing ember
through the yar n each december
from its warm n livin spark
W kindle flame against da dark n
with its shining radiance light
our tree of faith on Christmas night.
It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep
Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge.
May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so,
as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world,
& behold,everything is softer and more beautiful
"Happy x'mas to u and ur family..
Christmas is the time of year for
Happy wishes to everyone,
Rich plum pud, a wreathe on each door,
Inspiring carols and party fun.
May the good times and treasures of the
present become the golden memories of
tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and
happiness.
MARRY CHRISTMAS.
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the
long year through, The joy that you give to
others, Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing, The poor
and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's
possessing, Returns to you glad.
Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart's possessing,
Returns to you glad.
Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind
Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.
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Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...
Bells are ringing the wishes of Christmas day
the flying snowflakes send my most sincere
blessings to you merry Christmas.
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A wonderful X'mas tree for U. MERRY X'mas & "HAPPY NEW YEAR"
May the good times and treasures of the presentbecome the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness.
MARRY CHRISTMAS
One X'Mas Tree!One Lakh Candles!One Crore Balloons!One Million Stars!One Billion Wishes&One Hearty Prayer4U!Wish UMERRY CHRISTMAS!!
I heard the bells on Christmas DayTheir old, familiar carols play,And wild and sweetThe words repeatOf peace on earth, good-will to men!
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyanapaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamarikare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
I love the Christmas-tide, and yet,I notice this, each year I live;I always like the gifts I get,But how I love the gifts I give!
May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace,The gladness of Christmas give you hope,The warmth of Christmas grant you love.
The Church does not superstitiously observe days,
merely as days,
but as memorials of important facts.
Christmas might be kept as well upon one day of the year as another;
but there should be a stated day for commemorating the birth of our Saviour,
because there is danger that what may be done on any day,
will be neglected,
O chirstmas eve,
O chirstmas eve,
I want a apple ipod.
O chirstmas eve,
O chirstmas eve,
I want a X box.
O chirstmas eve,
O chirstmas eve,
I want a tricycle.
O chirstmas eve,
O chirstmas eve,
I want a dell laptop.
O chirstmas eve,
O chirstmas eve,
i want an sms.
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year.
Merry X-mas
When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...Let it signify new and better things for you,let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,Let it signify a year of courage and believes,Wishing u Merry X-mas
Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.
hajaro ki ginti to mughe nai ati
magar khyal kuch aisa h
ret ka har jarrra naayab heera ban jaye
to tohafe me tumhe rajsthan dedu. . . . X-mas
Khuda Tumhe Dur Rakhe Gam Ki Tanhai Se
Naya Sal Mubarak Ho Dil Ki Gahrai Se. . . . . . X-mas
Apunka pehala SMS 15th Aug Ko ,ye le pakad le
Sare zahan se achcha hindusta hamara ,
aao milke wada kare jhanda ucha rahe hamara!
Happy Indian Independence Day
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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.
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SAARE JAHAN SE ACCHA
HINDUSTAN HAMARA
Ye Lamha Kuch Khas Hai,
Behan Ke Hathon Mein Bhai Ka Haath Hai,
O Behna Tere Liye Mere Pass Kuch Khas Hai,
Tere Sukoon Ki Khatir Meri Behna,
Tera Bhai Hamesha Tere Sath Hai
Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazaar Mile,
Mujhse Bhi Achcha Yaar Mile,
Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe RAKHI,
Aur Ek AUR Behan Ka Pyaar Mile...
Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazaar Mile,
Mujhse Bhi Achcha Yaar Mile,
Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe RAKHI,
Aur Ek AUR Behan Ka Pyaar Mile..
I wish u “HAPPY RAKHI” and
I pray to God for ur prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
may ur all dreams come true.
My best wishes will always be with you
and I wish that u’ll always shower your blessings on me
Aati Thi
Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi
Hansati Thi
Bhagati Thi
Bhagaati Thi
Bolti Thi
Bulwati Thi
Par Aaj Pata Chala Ki Vah Mujhe Rakhi Bandahna Chahti Thi.
HAPPY +''RAKSHABANDAN+''
Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Ya Jaa
Rahe Ho Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga,
Chain Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhen.
To Turant Wahan Se Hat Jayen.
Yeh Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai.
Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai…
Janhit Mai Jaari!!!
Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa
rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga,
chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dekhen.
To turant wahan se hat jayen.
Yeh vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai.
Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai!
“Rakhi Ko Tyonhar Tha
Rakhi Bandhane Ko Bhai Taiyar Tha
Bhai Bola bahna meri ab to rakhi bandh do,
Bahna Boli, Kalai Peechhe karo, Pahale Rupae Hazaar do.”
Yes I love you. You are so cute, smart. My mother also likes you very much. My father is ready to take up our relationship seriously. So please don’t say no to my proposal. Accept me as your dearest, loveliest younger sister. Happy Raksha Bandhan Bhaiya.
Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazar Mile
Mujhse Bhi Acha Yaar Mile,
Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe Rakhi,
Aur Ek Aur Behan Ka Pyaar Mile…
Ye Lamha Kuch Khas Hai,
Behan Ke Hathon Mein Bhai Ka Haath Hai,
O Behna Tere Liye Mere Pass Kuch Khas Hai,
Tere Sukoon Ki Khatir Meri Behna,
Tera Bhai Hamesha Tere Sath Hai…
Rishta hai janmo ka hamara
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to my dearest bro.
Ek Ladke Ne Apne Class Ki Ek Ladki Ko Prapose Kiya Aur Wo Raji Ho Gai.
Ladka Aksar Kaha Karta Tha Ki Me Bina Dil Ke Ji Raha Hu Kyu Ki Mera
Dil Tere Paas He.
Kuchh Dino Baad Ladke Ne Apna Irada Change Kar Diya Aur Ladki Se Kaha
Ki Me Tumse Shadi Nahi Kar Sakta Mere Perents Ki Khushi Hi Meri Khushi
He.
Ladke Ne Kaha Hum Hamesa Dost Hi Rahenge Aur Ladki Maan Gai.
Kuchh Dino Baad Ladke Ki Shadi Hui To Us Ladki Ne Use "GIFT" Bheja
Ladke Ne Gift Kholte Hi Rona Chalu Kar Diya...
Kyu Ki "Gift Me Ladki Ka Dil Tha, Wo Bhi Khun Se Lathpath"
Aur Ladki Ne Likha Tha:
"Arey Pagal Tumhara Dil To Mere Paas Tha Use Bhijva Rahi Hu, Apni Wife
Ko Kya Doge?"
"ITs LovE"
From kevin.doru
Champions Trophy Hockey 2011 kahan hogi?
"Auckland, New Zealand- Dec. 3 to 11"
35th prime Minister of Nepal?
"Dr. Baburam Bhattarai"
Du u know? Largest District in India
>Kacch,Gujrat
Smallest district in India
>Mahe
Du u Know? Sanvidhan Me 9th Anusuchi Kab Jodi Gayi?
Ans:-1951
Sanvidhan Ki Prastavna Me Kitni Baar Sansodhan Ho Chuka H
Ans:-Ek Baar
Hindustan Sambhar Salts Kiske Dwara Sanchalit h?
Ans:Central Govt
Myanmar se Max.Sima India ke kis state ki lagti h?
Ans:Arunachal Pr
Lee Westwood kis khel se related hai?
"Golf"
India mein Tobacco ka Max. utpadan karne wala state?
"Andhra Pradesh"
Lal Bahadur Shastri National Award-2011:Prof. Yash Pal.
New chairman of Competition Commission of India (CCI):
Ashok Chawla.
Du u Know? Durand Trophy Kis Khel Se Related Hai?
Ans: Football
Helium k nabhik mein kitne Proton & Neutron hote hain?
Ans:-2-2
'Hammir Mardan' K Writer?
Ans:Jai Singh Soori
Atlas parwat kis mahadweep mein hai?
Ans:Africa
'Muga' Silk Ka world ka largest producer state?
Ans:Assam
Do u know? World Ka Sabse Bada Cricket Maidaan(Ground) Kaha H?
Ans -Mailborn [AUSTRAILIYA]
Do You Know?
BHARAT Ki Pahili MISS UNIVERS Kon Hai?
Ans- SUSMITA SEN (1994)
Do u know? Kaun Se Mosam Me Nakhun(Nails) Jaldi Badte Hai
Ans:Garmi me(Summer)
Du u Know? You know 1 se lekar 100 tak likhne me 1 kitni baar aata hai ?
=>21 Baar
Who wrote 'India Wins Freedom' ?
(A) Maulana Abul Kalam Azad
(B) Mahatma Gandhi
(C) Sir Mohammad Iqbal
(D) Abdul Gaffar Khan
Ans : (A)
Where does Chambal river originate from ?
(A) Bhind
(B) Ratlam
(C) Manpura
(D) Ujjain
Ans : (C)
Near Indore
Du u know? BHARAT Ka Pahila NIRMALGRAM RAJYA Konsa Hai?
Ans-SIKKIM
India Mein Sabse Lambi Duri Par Chalne Wali Train-Vivek Express(Assam to TN,Nov-11 se prarambh)
Atlas Parwat Kis Mahadweep Mein Hai?
Ans:-Africa
Dronacharya Prize se sammanit first prasikshak?
ans:"O.S. Nambiyar"
Russian Kranti ka janak?
"Lenin"
2012 Mein Aayojit Hone Wale 'Prawasi Bhartiya Sammelan' k mukhya atithi?
"Kamla Prasad"
UG-99 kya h?
"Wheat se related ek rog"
Q.Monitor & Printer KyA H?
1. Output Device
2. Input
3. CPU
4. RAM
Ans[1] Output Device
Q.Gate of way India
1.Calcutta
2. Delhi
3.kashmir
4.Mumbai
Ans-[4] Mumbai
Hamare "Rashtragan" Ko Gane Ke Liye Kitne Samay Ki Avdhi Hoti Hai..
ANS~ 52
Do u know?
World Ka Sabse Bada National Park Konsa He?
ANS:WooD Baffelo National Park
-Canada
Do u know?
INDIA Me Sabse Jyda Ganna(Serdi) Kis State Me Hota He?
ANS-UTTAR-PRADESH(U.P)
Do YoU KnOW?
BhARaT Me "LaaL BaaL PaaL Ke NaaM Se KiNhe JaNa JaTA H..?
ANS:-'LaLa LajPat Ray"
"BaL GaNgaDhAr TiLaK"
"ViPiN ChAnD Pal"
Ajab H Par Sach HE
Taash Ke Khel Me Paan Ka Badshah Matra Aisa Badshah Hota H Jiske Munche Nahi Hoti Hai..
Highest Dam: Bhakra Dam (226 Mtr)
Highest Gateway: Buland Darwaza (Fatehpur Sikri)
Highest Tower: Qutab Minar, Delhi.
INDIA
Highest Waterfall: Gersopa Waterfall (Karnataka)
Highest Mountain: Kanchenjunga (8,597 metre)
The battle between Alexander and Porus took place on the bank of river 326 BC ?
(A) Sutlej
(B) Ravi
(C) Jhelum
(D) Ganga
Ans : (C)
INDIA
Biggest Zoo: Zoological Garden, Kolkata
Largest Cave temple: Ellora (Maharashtra)
Largest Delta: Sunderbans Delta (West Bengal)
Do u Know? Barph Ki Bhumi(Land of ice ) Kise Kaha Jaata Hai?
Ans :Canada
Du u know? BHARATRATNA Prapt Karne Wali Pahali Mahila-
Ans:-INDIRA GANDHI
Andhra Pradesh Ka NagarJunasagar Dam Kis Nadi Par Bana H?
Ans:-Krishna
'Rainbow Nation' Kis Country Ko Kahate H?
Ans:-South Africa"
Du u know? the fulform of 'LAPTOP'...?
Ans:-Light Analytical Plateform Total Optimizing Power.
Kis Bhartiya Saltnat Ne Sabse Jyada Gold Coin Jari Kiye?
Ans:Guptas
'Ain-e-Akbari' K writer kaun the?
"Abul Fazl"
'Romancing with Life' kis bollywood actor ki autobiography hai?
"Devanand"
Ek insan Ki Body Me Kitne Or Kaun Kaun Se Element hote H?
[C,H,N,S,P,O
C=carbon
H=Hydrogen
N=Nitrogen
P=phosphorus
S=sulphur
O=oxygen
1952-Azaad India mein Loksabha k liye first election
1953-Ten Zing &Edmund Hillary Mt.Everest pahunche
1956-States Reorganisation Act lagu
1947-India Azaad hua.
1948- Mahatma Gandhi ki hatya.
1950- India Gantantra bana, Sardar Patel Died.
1951- 1st Panchvarshiya Yojana Lagu.
1967-Fourth General Elections.
1968-Emergency lagu.
1969- 14 banks ka Nationalization.
BRAHMOS Missile kahan assemble ki jati hai?
"Hyderabad"
LPG ka mukhya ghatak(Component) kaunsa hai?
"Propane"
Subhash Chandra Bose inaugurated the government of Free India at ?
(A) Burma
(B) Japan
(C) Germany
(D) Singapore
Ans : (D)
Param Sunya Taap par Gas ke atoms ki gatij urja(Kinetic Energy)?
"Zero"
Pani(Water) ka ghanatwa kis temp. par Max. hota H?
"4 Degree C
Who was the founder of Brahmo Samaj?
(A) Swami Vivekananda
(B). Swami Dayanand Sarsawati
(C) Raja Ram Mohan Roy
(D) Ranadey
Ans. (C)
Who said the words 'Go to Vedas'?
(A) Swami Dayanand
(B) Mahatma Gandhi
(C) Bhagat Singh
(D) Lal Bahadur Shastri
Ans. (A)
'Sindhu Ghati Sabhyata' k logo ka mukhya occupation?
"Agriculture"
'Bharat' sabd sabse pahle 'Rig-Veda' mein use liya gaya.
Mahatma Gandhi ke Rajnitik Guru: Gopal Krishna Gokhale.
'Denmark' country ki currency kya hai?
Ans:Crone
Vasco-da-gama was the native of which country ?
(A) Spain
(B) Portugal
(C) England
(D) France
Ans. (B)
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Which one is related to both Jain &Buddhist ?
(A) Tripitaka
(B) Triguna
(C) Triratna
Ans:(C)
Both have different meaning their religion
Nagaland kis state se alag hua tha?
"Assam"
Kaunsa state 1975 mein India ka part bana?
"Sikkim"
Which Guru created "Khalsa Panth" ?
(A) Guru Gobind Singh
(B) Guru Arjun Dev
(C) Guru Har Govind
(D) Guru Tegh Bahadur
Ans : (A)
Green House Effect (Harit Griha Prabhav( ke liye kaun si Gas responsible hai?
"CO2"
World Environment Day kab manate hain?
"June 5"
'Kuchipudi' dance kis state se related hai?
"Andhra Pradesh"
'Fort Villiam' kahan hai?
"Kolkata"
'Two Lives' Ke Writer Kaun Hai?
"Salman Rusdi"
Iran ki currency?
"Riyal"
'Chini(Sugar( ka katora' kis country ka upnaam hai?
"Cuba"
Wo Jheel jo Tanzania & Uganda ki sima alag-alag karti hai?
"Victoria"
Election Commission Ke Norm's Ke Hisab Se Polling Booth Apke Ghar Se Kitna Door Ho Sakta Hai?
Ans:-"2km Se Jyada Nahi"
'Swaran Kamal' prize kis field mein diya jata hai?
"Cinema"
'Keel Nahar' kaunse sagar ko jodti hai?
"Uttari Sagar-Baltic Sagar"
Maharana Pratap Ka Rajtilak Kab & Kahan?
Ans:-"1572, Gogunda"
Vitt Ayog ki sifarish Sansad k Sadno mein kaun rakhwata hai?
Ans:Rastrapati
Ajab h Par Sach H
india Se Nepal Jane Par Viza Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
India ka First moon mission Chandrayaan-1 kab prarambh hua?
Ans=22 Oct 2008
The freedom fighter who died in jail due to hunger strike was ?
(A(Bhagat Singh
(B(Bipin Chandra Pal
(C(Jatin Das
(D(S. C. Bose
Ans:(C)
Kumbha ko Sangitagya k roop mein prapt upadhi?
"Abhinav Bhartacharya"
Allauddin Khilji k Jalore akraman k samay sashak?
"Kanharde"
'Rajputane ka Karn' kis sasak ko kaha jata tha?
"Maharaja Rai Singh"
Vote Karne Ki Age 21 Se Ghata Kar 18 Kis Sanvidhan Adhiniyam k Dwara Ki Gayi?
Ans:-61th sanvidhan sansodhan
Swami Vivekanand ne 'Vishw Dharam Sansad' mein bhaag kaunse Year mein liya tha?
Ans:-"1893"
Who was the first recipient of Dada Saheb Phalke Award?
Ans:"Devika Rani"
The game of 'Chess' is said to have originated in ?
(A( China
(B( Iran
(C( Indonesia
(D( India
Ans : (D)
Rabies k tike ki khoj kisne ki?
"Louis Pasteur"
Sultanpur pakshi Abhyaranya kis state mein hai?
"Haryana"
Which one among these is not a work of Kalidasa ?
(A( Ritusamhara
(B( Meghaduta
(C( Dashakumarcharita
(D( Kumarashambhava
Ans : (C)
>INDIA Ka Sbse Chhota Din Konsa h?
-22 Decembar.
* INDIA Me Sbse Jyada Bhukamp konse State me hote h?
=> Aasam
Do u know?
>Rajasthan ka 'KHETRI PRAKALP' kisliye prasiddh h?
= Copper (Tambe)
*INDIA Me Kitne Pincode Zones h?
=> Eight Zones
Tal Chapar Kis Liye Famous Hai.?
Ans:-"kale hiran"
>INDIA or SHRILANKA k bich jo pul h uska nam kya h?
= Adams Bridge
Who founded the Varkari sect in Maharashtra ?
(A( Tukaram
(B( Namdev
(C( Visoba Khechar
(D( Eknath
Ans : (C)
Taraen ka dutiya yudh kis kis ke bich lada gaya?
"Mohomad Gouri And Prathviraj Chouhan"
Who said, "God knows man's virtues and inquires not his caste; in the next world there is no caste" ?
(A( Kabir
(B( Guru Nanak
Ans : (A)
Which sultan of Delhi refused to read "Khutba" in the name of Khalifa for the 1st time ?
(A( Alauddin Khalji
(B( Ibrahim Lodi
Ans : (A)
Central University of Sanskrit kahan H?
"Tirupati (Andhra Pradesh)
Rastrpati Apna Tayag Patr Kise Sopta H?
Ans. Uprastrpati ko
Du u Know? Kis Continent Ko 'Dark Continent' k Naam Se Jana Jata He?
Ans:- AFRICA
Who is the writer of "Tabqat-i-Akbari"?
(A( Badauni
(B( Khwaja Nizamuddin Ahmad
(C( Abul Fazl
(D( Khwand Mir
Ans : (B(
>In which State large number of District in INDIA takes place?
- UttarPradesh
*Which Countries belongs to the northen part of the INDIA?
Ans>Chin & Nepal
>Which Is The Smallest State in INDIA For The Area?
Ans:~Goa
INDIA Ka Pehla Bharatratna Award Kise Mila Tha?
Ans:-Dr.Sarvapalli Radhakrishnan
Rajshthan. ke 4 dist.jinki Pakisthan se 1070km sima lagti hai:
1.Jaisalmer- 464km
2.Barmer-228km
3.Sri Ganganagar- 210km
4.Bikaner-168km
Kis Mahasagar Me Dipo Ki Sankhya Jayda H?
Ans:-Parsant Mahasagar Me
Du u know? Mahatma Gandhi Ne Sabse Pahele Satyagrah Kaha Se Suru Kiya Tha?
Ans:-Champaran
Aankh(eye( Ka Konsa Bhag Kisi Bhi Parkar Ka Rang Pahchanne Me Saksham H?
Ans:Retina
Delhi Se Pahle Bharat Ki Rajdhani Kya Thi?
Ans.Kolkata
Sansar Ka Sub Se Chota Maha Dvip Konsha Hai?
Ans: Austreliya
Who was selected as 1st satyagrahi by Mahatma Gandhi to begin individual satyagraha in 1940?
(A( J B Kriplani
(
B(Vallabhbhai Patel
A
Ans:(B(
* The country of Fiji is made up of 332 islands
* 1 out of every 4 kids in the USA is overweight
* Pigeons can see ultraviolet lights
*Brahmajit Gaur was the General of Sher Shah
*'Tee' is associated with the game Golf
*Doug Bollinger is an Australian cricketer
*Central Mango Research Institute:
Lucknow
*Chemical name for alcohol:
Ethyl alcohol
*Discoverer of submarine:
Bushnel
*Calculator-pascal
~Father of Modern Chemistry-
Antoine Lavoisier
~Father of Atom Bomb-Dr. Robert
Oppenheimer
~Father of Nuclear Physics-Ernest
Rutherford
Q:In 1913, who has written the book "The Problem of Rupee"?
Dr.BR. Ambedkar
Q:In which year Dr.BR. Ambedkar adopte Buddism?
1956
India's space launching base "Sriharikota" is located in ?
.
Andhra Pradesh
*Regulating Act,1773 establishment of Supreme court in Calcutta.
*Which Englishman was honoured by Jahangir with the title of 'Khan'?
-William Hawkins
*Dalal street is situated at:
Mumbai
*Our National song has been taken from ?
-Novel 'Anand Math' by Bankim Chandra Chattopadhyay
*The average depth of oceans is about 4 km
*Beneficiary States of Sardar Sarovar Project are ?
.
Gujarat, Maharashtra, M.P. & Raj
*Suraj Mal is known as Plato of the Jat tribe.
From 1526 to 1707, the first six Mogul emperors of India ruled in unbroken succession from father to son
*Father of Babar:
Umar Shekh Mirza
*Who authored the book 'A Brief History of Time'?
.
Stephan Hawking
*Which is the longest National Highways in India?
.
Varanasi-Kanyakumari (NH7)
Who was d 1st ruler in history who used d title 'Sultan'?
MahmdGhazni
*1st Sultan of Delhi who took up d title of Ghazini?
Ghiyasudin Tuglaq
*Who is the only cricketer to claim over 500 wickets in both Tests&1Day Internationals?
Muttiah Muralitharan
*Akbar's financial advisor:
Todarmal.
*1st person who explored Africa in 1840 was:
David livingston
*Q:'Imperialism is d highest stage of Capitalism' Who said this?
*Sound travels Fifteen Times faster through steel
than through air
*The 1st chairman of National Human Right Commission Ranganatha Misra
Who drafted the Declaration of American Independence?
Thomas Jafferson(1776)
*100years War:
France&England
*Smallest Unit of Length:
When 1st three Universities were established in1857,Who was d Viceroy?
Canning
*1st 3 High courts were established(1865( during Lord Lawrence
*Steel=Iron+Chromium+Carbon+Nickel
*Stainless Steel=Iron+Chromium+Carbn
*TV set is also called:
Kino Scope
*Albrt Einstein-Germany
*Bhartiye Savidhan Sabha ka gathan- July 1946
*Savidhan Sabha ka 1st Adhiveshan- 9 December 1946
Last-24jan,1950
*Savidhan Sabha ke Sadshye-389
The 1st Open University in India was established in:
1982
Ambedkar University
*Computer language specially used in commercial activities:
COBOL
*Manu Raju, Indo-American wins White House Journalism award
*Nirmal Gram Puraskar for Dakshina Kannada.
*Chameli Devi Jain award-Tushita Mittal.
Bapu:- Jivla Pados Ma Koi Lambi Bai Re 6e?
Jivlo:- Ketie Ye 6e.
Bapu:- Ena Kapda Leto Aav.
Jivlo:- Kem Bapu?
Bapu:- Doctor Ae Mane Thandi Ma Lambi Bai Na Kapda Pervanu Kidhu 6e.
Shayri Lakhvi Kai Masti Nathi,
Shayri Karvi Kai Sasti Nathi,
Je Chokri Hasti Nathi,
Samjo K Te Brush Ghasti Nathi..
Koi Aankho Thi Vat Kari Le 6e
Koi Aankho Ma Mulakat Kari Le 6e
Muskel Pade 6e Jawab Aapvo
Jyare Koi English Ma Vat Kari Le 6e.
Devdas Ne Gamti Hati Paro
Wah..Wah..
Devdas Ne Gamti Hati Paro
Tamne Nathi Lagtu Ke Prem Karva Karta Petrol Pump Kholvo Saro.
Bhagvane Stirio Ne..
-Sundar Banavi
-Saru Magaj Aapyu
-Haran Jevi Aankho Aapi
-Pyaar Thi Bharelu Dil Aapyu
Ane Pa6i
-Jibh Aapine Badha Par Pani Fervi Didhu.
Tame Mara Pakkaa Dost 6o.
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Upar Vachi Lidhu To Niche Shu Certificate Shodo 6o?
Prem Kare te Manavi Samju Kahevay,
Prem Karine Nibhave Te Samajdar Kahevay,
Ane Je Prem Karine Muke de Te Samaji Gayo Kahevay.
Girl :- Hu mari jaav to.?
Boy :- To hu Gando thai javu.
Girl :- Tu beeji chokri ne prem kare kharo.?
Boy :- Are Gandi, GANDO to game te kare….!!!!!
Girl- Aa 'Valentine Day' Par Mane Evi GIft Aap Je Sauthi Monghi Hoy.
Boy- Saru Aapish
Girl- Shu Aapish?
Boy- (Sharmai Ne) Dungri ('PYAAZ')
Husb was teaching english to his wife
Wife in afternoon -chalo DINNER le lo.
Husb:dobi atyare LUNCH kevay
Wife: doba aa gaikal raat nu 6e.
Makaan ma Na Hoy Nariya,
Chappal ma Na Hoy Tariya,
Ferve Gaam Na Gariya,
Pachhi Gane Jel Na Sariya,
Toy Maro Beto Kahe Aapne To Moje Dariya.
Rina- Pela Maro Pati Mara Pachhad Bhagi Bhagi Ne Mari Khwahish Puri Karto Hato.
Mina- Ane Have?
Rina- Have Farmaish Sambhrine Bhagi Jay Chhe.
Bahaduri Shu Chhe-
Savar Thi Rat Sudhi Dosto Sathe Party Kari Ne Ghare Jao
Ane Mummy Savarni(Jadu) Lai Ne Darwaja Par Male
Ane Tame Puchho - Shu Mummy Haji Sudhi Kachro Vare Chhe.
Chin2 - Aa LCD Ni Kimmat Shu Chhe?
Salesman - 1 Lakh Rupiya
Chin2- Evu Te Shu Jordar Chhe Aama?
Salesman- Light Jay To Automatic Band Thai Jashe.
Chin2- Oh ! Saras Pack Karo.
Tamari aankh nu kajal mane banavi aapo
tamari nazar no ghayal mane banavi aapo
Adhuro su Tamara Prem Vagar...
Thodo Pagal Mane Pan Banavi Aapo.
Delhi says- Save Petrol
MUMBAI says- Save Water
KASHMIR says- Save Us
AP says- Save Telangana
But
GUJRAT says =Sev gathia, Sev fafda, Sev jalebi.
Patni :- Juo Mari Aankho Katrina Ne Male Chhe Ne?
Pati :- Dobi Tari Aankho Aapas Ma (ek-bija Sathe) Malti Nathi ne Kya Kaitrina Sathe Malti Hashe.
Magan:- Me Navu Laptop Navi Gadi Ane Navo Mobile Lidho.
Chhagan:- Ohhho Shu Vat Chhe Tara Bapa Shu Kare Chhe?
Magan:- Dungari(pyaz) Veche Chhe.
Prem su 6 ???
.
Kya ti khabr hoy ??
.
Apne khali line marta Aavde.
Boyfrnd: darling suti hoy to sapnu mokal,
Jagti hoy to yaad mokal,
Hasti hoy to khusi mokal,
Radti hoy to aansu mokal,
Girlfrnd: vasan ghasu 6u ’AETHAVAD’ moklu.??
Vakhan krya to 6okri malkai gai,
Wah Wah,
Vakhan krya to 6okri malkai gai,
Wah Wah,
ACP bolyo:- Daya pani ni motar bandh kar taki chalkai gai.
Su tamne kyarey shardi thai che ?
Nathi thai.
Kyarey nahi thai ?
.
Sorry ho.
Bhul thai gai.
.
Shardi to nak hoy to thai ne.