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User: Dilip Sadmek [109 SMS]
Rab se pyara koi naam nahi hota,
Uski ibadat se bada koi kaam nahi hota,
Duniya ki mohabbat me hai ruswaiya,
Par uski mohabbat me koi badnam nahi hota.
Barbaad ho gaye the hum duniya ne yun humko sataya tha,
Har ek mod pe hum girte the kisi ne bhi na humko uthaya tha,
Tab tune hi sanam ek umeed ka diya jalaya tha,
Apne har ek gam ko chupakar mujhe jeena sikhaya tha.
Ek Pal Ka Ehsaas Bankar Aate Ho Tum,
Dusre Hi Pal Khwab Bankar Udd Jate Ho,
Tum Jaante ho Ki Lagta Hai Dar Tanhaiyon se,
Phir Bhi Baar Baar Tanha Chhor jate ho Tum..!!
Bewafa Hai Duniya Kisi Ka Aitebar Na Karo;
Har Pal Dete Hai Dhoka Kisi Se Pyar Na Karo;
Mit Jao Beshak Tanha Jee Kar;
Par Kisi K Sath Ka Intezar Na Karo.
Dil Ki Kitab Mein Gulab Unka Tha
Raat Ki Neendo Mein Khwab Unka Tha
Kitna Pyar Karte Ho Jab Humney Pucha
Mar Jayengey Tumhre Bina Ye Jawab Unka
Teri dosti hame apni jaan se bhi pyari hai,
Jo kisi aur ke paas nahi wo yaari hamari hai,
Shukra hai us pal ka jab aaye tum hamari zindagi mein,
Tumhe kabhi jaane nahi denge, ye zidd ab hamari hai..
Dil mera churaya Q jab ye dil todana hi tha,
Hamse dil lagaya Q hamse mu modna hi tha,
y did u break my hart, y did u fall in love, y did u go.....
Agar mai mar jaau to
mujhe jala dena,
magar mujhme se mera
dil nikal lena,
mujhe parwah nahi dil
jal jane ki,
mujhe parwah hai usme
rahne wale ki…!
Zaruri to nahi ke insan pyar ki
murat ho,
Zaruri to nhi ki insan achha or
khubsurat ho
Par sab se sundar woh insan hain,
Jo aapke sath ho jab aapko uski
zarurat ho..!
Hoti nahi mohabbat surat se
Mohabbat to dil se hoti hain.
Surat unki khud hi pyari lgti hai
Kadar jinki dil mein hoti hain.
Kitna bebas hain insaan kismat ke
aage
Har sapna tut jata hain hakikat ke
aage,
Jisne kbhi duniya me haarna nahi
sikha
Wo bhi haar jata hain mohabbat ke
aage
Kuchh cheeze hum purani chhod
aaye hain,
Aate aate uski aankho me paani
chhod aaye hain,
Ye aisa dard hai jo bayaa ho hi nahi
sakta…
Dil to saath le aaye dhadkan chhod
aaye hain…!!
Teri chahat me hum zamana bhool
gaye
Tere baad kisi ko apnana bhool
gaye..!!
Phir laga sara janha veerana hum
ko,
Jese chaman me phool mehkna
bhool gye
Tumse mohabbat hai btaya sare
janha ko
Yahi baat tum ko btana bool
gaye….!!
Hmne mita diya jaha bhi likha tha
tera nam
Bas apne dil se mitana bhool
gaye..!!
Wo juda hum se muskurate huye,
Magar apni palko se aansu hatana
bhool gaye.!
Bina Bataye Usne Na Jane Kyu Ye Duri
Kardi,
Bhichhad Ke Usne Mohabbat Hi Adhuri
Kardi,
Mere Mukaddar Me Gham Aye To Kya
Hua,
Khuda Ne Uski Khwaish To Puri Kardi..
Pyaar Mein Bewafai Mile To Gum Na
Karna,
Apni Aankhein Kisi Ke Liye Num Na
Karnaa,
Wo Chahe Laakh Nafrat Kare Tumse,
Par Tum Apna Pyaar Kabhi Uske Liye
Kam Na Karna.
Mast Nazron se Dekh lenaa tha...
Agar tamanna thi Aazmane ki...
Hum to Behosh Yun hi ho jaate...
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki...
Mohabbt Ki Baat Mat Karo.
Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta,
Ab Kisi Ki Mohabbat Par Aitbaar Karna.
Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta :(Guzar Gaye Jo Din Wo Waapas Laut Kar Nahi Aate...
Lekin Un Dino Ko Yaad Karna Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta,
:((Mujhe Malum Hai Wo Shaqs Bewafa Thi.
Magar Mujhe Kisi Ko Bewfaa Kehna Acha Nhi Lagta.
Jakhm Bahut Diye Hain Usne Is Dil-e-nadan Ko...
Jakhm Hum Bhi De Dete..
Par Hume Badla Lena Accha Nhi Lagta
Mr. Dilip Sadmek
True Lines..!!
Zindgi Me Khud Ko
Kabhi Kisi Insaan Ka Aadi
Mat Banana..!!
.
Kyunki Insaan
Bohot Khudgarz Hai..!!
.
Jab Apko Pasand Krta Hai
To Apki Burai Bhool Jata Hai..
.
Aur Jab Aapse Nafrat Krta Hai Toh
Aapki Acchaai Bhool jata Hai..!!
Our thoughts hold the power to build bend or break our circumstances.
May Vijaya Dasami gladden u r hearts & fill every desire. Murali
ABCD aati hai kya..?
Agar aati bhi hogi to
Isi nahi aati hogi..
Kyon ki esi aaj tak
Aapko kisi ne nahi sikhai hogi...
A=Ambe
B=Bhawani
C=Chamunda
D=Durga
E=Ekrupi
F=Farsadharni
G=Gayatri
H=Hinglaaj
I=Indrani
J=Jagdamba
K=Kali
L=Laxmi
M=Mahamaya
N=Narayani
O=Omkarini
P=Padma
Q=Qatyayani
R=Ratnapriya
S=Shitla
T=Tripura Sundari
U=Uma
V=Vaishnavi
W=Warahi
Y=Yati
Z=Zyana
ABCD padhte jao..
JAY MATA DI kahte jao....!
Happy Navratri.
Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega,
Chand lamho mein exam aa jayega,
abhi bhi waqt hai Do line padh lo,
warna pass kya tera sasur karvayega?
Sometimes we like it up and down,
Sometimes we like it back and foth....
it only takes 2 min to do but it feels gr8...
so u should go n brush ur teeth too.
Good Morning
दु:ख है दर्द है तो दवा है दोस्ती,
इस घुटन भरी जिन्दगी की हसी फिज़ा है दोस्ती,
जो ना समझे उसके लिए कुछ नही पर,
दोस्तो के लिए तो खुदा है दोस्ती....
नमस्कार: सुबह आज तक मे आपका स्वागत है।
मुख्य समाचार: Good Morning, have a nice day
तापमान: आज भी SMS की बारीश जारी रहेगी,
CALL के बादल छाये रहेगे।
कही कही Missed Call भी होने की सम्भावना है।
दिन मे एक दो बार Vibration के झटके लगेन्गे।
आपका दिन मंगलमय हो।
Pappu ne "Live Radio Station" call ki :
Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?
RJ: ji Haan
Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?
R.J: Haan
Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..?
R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haan
Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de...!
Main uper chhat par.. Bathroom mein huu aur Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!! :D
Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Ne Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe Short Kapde Pahne Aur Puchha.
Ladki: “Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?”
Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utar De, Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi“
फूल डाली से जुदा हो सकता है,
खुश्बू से नही।
तुम मुझसे जुदा हो सकती हो,
मेरे दिल से नही।
आंसू की कीमत वो क्या जाने,
जो हर बात पे आंसू बहाते है।
आंसुओं की कीमत उनसे पूछो,
जो गम मे भी हंसते-मुस्कराते है।
EK Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se,
Kaha Tu Kali Na Hoti To Kitni
Achhi Dikhti, Sagar Se Kaha
Tera Pani Khara Na Hota
To Kitna Achha Hota, Gulab Se
Kaha Tujme Kante Na Hote
Tho Kitna Achha Hota, Tab
Teeno 1 Sath Bole Ke Hai,
Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki “Kamiya”
Dekhne Ki Adat Na Hoti To Tu
Kitna Achha Hota.
Ankho ke ishare samajh nahi pate,
hontho se dil ki baat keh nahi pate,
apni bebasi hum kis tarah kahe,
koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate
Sataoge humko rulaoge humko,
Magar kis tarah bhula paoge humko,
khuda jaane kya haal hoga tumhara,
jab gairo ki baaho mein paoge humko!
गीले कागज की तरह है जिन्दगी अपनी,
कोई जलाता भी नही,
और कोई बहाता भी नही!
इस कदर अकेला है राहो मे दिल,
कि कोई सताता भी नही,
और कोई मनाता भी नही!
Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye,
aur uski maa kahe, "Hey Bhagwan ya tune kya kiya."
Na mandir na bhagwan na pooja na sanaam....
Har roz subah hota hai hamara sabse pehla kaam...
ek pyara sa SMS hamare pyare se dost ke naam.
Good Morning.
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
Friendship is like the relation between the hand and the eyes.
Its like when the hand gets hurt the eyes cries and when the eye cries the hand wipes its tears...!
Santa : Marte hue aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Banta : Birla cement.
Santa : Kyun?
Banta : Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.
आई म्हणजे मंदिराच्या उंच कळस,
अंगणातील पवित्र तुळस,
भजनात गुणगुणावी अशी संतवाणी,
वाळवंटात प्यावं अस थंड पाणी,
आई म्हणजे आरतीत वाजवावी अशी लयबध्द टाळी आणी,
वेदनेनंतरची सर्वात पहिली आरोळी...!
-दिलीप सडमेक-
Ladki
aadmi k
pass
gai
Aadmi
ne
dekha
pakda
pichhe se khola
our dal diya…
ladki
bahut
khush
thi,
pehli
baar
dalwa
rahi
thi
na
.
.
MOBILE me Sim card
Koi gam nahi magar dil udas hai ,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsas hai ,
Kehne ko bahut apne magar tu ek khas hai ,
Zyada emotional na hona
.
Kyuki
,
Kyuki
.
Upar sab bakwas hai....
LAPTOP & LADKI mein kya samaanta hoti hai?
?
?
?
?
?
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Dono mein jitni jyada ungli karo,
utne hi naye-naye functions pataa chalte hai
Beta: papa Aapki Chain Khuli Hai.
Papa: Sabke Samne Chain Nahi Makeup Box Bola Karo.
Beta: Achcha! Papa Apna Makeup Box Band Karlo,
Lipstick Dikh Rahi Hai
Maine to hamesha apne pyaar ka ikraar kiya...
Bas tune hi aaj tak ijhaar na kiya...
Ye yakeen hain mujhe ki pyaar to tu bhimujhse karti hai,
Par jaane kyon ijhaar karne se darti hai...
Shayad tujhe mere pyaar par yakeen nahi hai,
Ya phir meri chahat ki kadar nahi hai...
Main nahi kehta ki tu mujhse pyaar kar,
Main nahi kehta ki tu mohabbat ka ijhaar kar...
Bas itna karde ehsaan is gareeb par,
Dede mujhe zehar aur iss dard se riha kar..
Wo Muhabbat Bhi Teri Thi
Wo Shararat Bhi Teri Thi,
Agar Kuch Bewafai Thi
To Wo Bewafai Bhi Teri Thi,
Hum Chhod Gaye Tera Shehar
To Wo Hidayat Bhi Teri Thi,
Akhir Karte To Kis Say Karte Tumari Shikayat,
Wo Shehar Bhi Tera Tha Aur
Wo Adalat Bhi Teri Thi ....!
Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti.
jindgi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ay dost is dosti ko smetkar rakhna sachichi dosti
har kisi ko nashib nahi hoti..
Mera Dil Bada Pagal Hai.. Ye Meri Baat Sunta Hi Nahi.. Ye Tumse Pyar Bahut Karta Hai.. Par Tumse Keh Paata Hi Nahi..Darta Hai Tum Iske Pyar Ko Thukra Na Do.. Ek Tum Hi Ho Jiske Bina Ye Reh Paata Nahi..!
Pyar Karna To Dil O Jaan Se Karna.. Poori Lagan AurImaan Se Karna.. Hum Ye Nahi Kehte Ki Pyar Humse Karna.. Par Jis Se Bhi Karna.. Sacche Insaan Se Karna..!
Amazing Love Story:
A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl: Itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl: Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh"
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..:
1 Admi University K Toilet Me Gaya,.Andar Seat Pe Betha To Samne LikhaHuaTha...Itna ZorPadai Pe Deta ToAaj Kisi Achi Seat Pe Baitha Hota. @
Nand ke ghar Anand Hi Anand Bhayo,
Jo Nand Ke Ghar Gopal Aayo,
Jai Ho Murli Dhar Gopal ki,
Jai Ho Kanhaiya Lal Ki"
Happy Janmashtami
Zindgi Rhi To Tumhara Sath
Nibhaunga Dosto. Bhul Jau
To Smjh Lena Ki Tmhari
"Bhabhi" Mil Gae H.
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Chalo Jaanu
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Pagal Hai Wo Log Jo Ladkiyo
Ko Miss Karte Hai, Miss Karna
Ha To Machharo Ko Karo,
Jo Jaan Hateli Pe Rekh Kar
Aap Ko Kiss Karte Hai....!
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Some things can nevr be change as my feeling for u always
Class Me Padhate Hue Medam K
Blouse K 2 Button Khul Gaye,
Ye Dekh Kar 2 Ladke Hasne Lage,
Is Par Madam Boli-
"Chup Hote Ho Ya Nikalu
Bahar 2no Ko".
Mu Aur Gu Me Kya Fark Hai..?
Dirty Mind!
"Mu" Russia Me Life Ko Kehte Hai
"Gu" France Me Khushi Ko Kehte Hai.
Dua Hai Ki Apke
"Mu" Me Hamesha "Gu" Rahe.
Ladka Ek Ladki Se: I Love You
Ladki: Sorry Main Kisi Or Se
Pyar Karti Hun. Ladka Mayus
Ho Gaya, Or Achanak
Bhagne Laga Or Bola Teri Mummy
Ko Bataunga.
Ladki: Ruk Ja Kamine
I Love You Too
New day
New hopes
New plans
New goals
New success
New love
New joys
New friends
New relationships
Wish u all d happiness in d world
Keep smiling dear
Take care n
Have a great day
Ladies ke saath aksar haraamipan karne wale:-
BANK CASHIER:
Madam, aap So So ke lengi..
FRUIT SELLER:
Bibiji, jaraa kele ka size to dekho,
dil khush ho jaayega.
DHOBI:
Aap kapde nikaal do,
baaki kaam hamaara.
XEROX WALA: Madam, aage aur pichhe donon side se karna hai ya ek hi side se.
Son:ek din gehri raat ko
Parents ke kamre me aa kar bola
Maa aap to muje angutha bhi
Chusne nahi dete or aap yaha pe itna bada ..
.
,
,
,
Aam chus rahe ho
Kyu aapne kya socha???
U naughty!!!!
Height Of Double Meaning
After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said"
Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,
Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha.
प्रेमात हरलात तरी जीवनात हरु
नका,
प्रेमाशिवाय जगण्यात दुख: मानू नका.
सगळेच नसतात नशिबवान,
मरना नंतर ही प्रेम मिळण्या इतके
भाग्यवान.
...
कधी कुणाचे प्रेम सोडून जाते,
कधी कुणी स्वतःच प्रेम करायचे
विसरते.
स्वतःवर प्रेम करायला शिका,
स्वतःसाठी जगायला शिका.
शोधा जीवनात हरवलेले क्षण,
पुसून टाका दुःखाचे व्रण..
तेव्हा हसेल तुमचे मन,
भासेल सुंदर हे जीवन
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Have A Nice Day.
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O main te ayvi ayvi ayvi pij gya,,
happy rainy winter'
Bahut ajeeb dard hota hi na
jab yaad aaati hia,
awaj to nahi hoti
par dil ki dhadkan badh jati hi,,
Aankho ke raste chamakte moti girne lagte hii,,
agar us pal
apne seene ko na daba lu
" to jaise jaan nikal jati hii "'
True girl is when a boy ask the girl
for kiss
&
Girl simply close her
eyes and allow the body for a kiss
But
The Boy kisses on the forehead
and says
I have a whole life to do that..
Makhan churakr jisne khaya, Bansi bajakr jisne
nachaya, Khushi manao uske janm ki, Jisne
duniya ko Prem shikhaya.
HAPPY JANMASATMI...!
My eyes Miss You..
My feelings Love You..
My hands Need You..
My mind Calls You..
My heart Justs for You..
I will die without You..
Because I LOVE YOU..
I Can't say I LOVE YOU to You anymore my
Darling, because those three words are not
enough to describe my love for You.
Jaane kya mujhse zamanb chahta hai,
mera dil todkar mujhe hasanb chahta hai,
jaane kya baat jhalakti hai mere chehre se,
har shaks mujhe azmaana chahta hai
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facebook jobi log chalate kripa karke ese use mat kijiye kisi ladki ka jaan n chala jaye.
kyon ki facebook pe real ladki chat nahi karti. Esliye ki ladki par goli chal sakti... :) ;)
Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala !
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Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!?
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Santa:- B.C A Final Year.
Raksha Bandhan ka Tyohar Hai,
Har Taraf Khusiyon ki Bochhar Hai.
Bandha Ek Dhage Mein,
Bhai-Bahen ka Pyar Hai.
Rishta Hai Janmo ka Hamara,
Bharose Ka aur Pyaar Bhara,
Chalo Ise Bandhe Bhaiya,
Rakhi ke Atut Bandhan Mein.
Jay Shri Krishna,
Aya Hai ek Tyohar,Jisme Hota Hai Bhai Bahen Ka Pyar,Chalo Manaye Khusiyo Se Yeh Tyohar,Saari Duniya Se Pyari Meri Behna ka Pyar,Chalo Manaye Rakhika Tyohar
Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila..
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Bhikhari:" Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do”
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Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:" Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ??
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Bhikhari Khushi Se:" Ji Hain”
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Santa:" To Saale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar Na“ :-P :-D
Pappu aur uske dost Ne do
Ghode khareede.
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Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis
ka hai ?
.
Pappu : Main Apne Ghode ki
Dum kat deta hon! Ye
Nishani Hogi.
.
Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki
Dum bhi kisi Ne Kaat Di.
.
Pappu : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka
Kaan Kaat deta hun..
.
Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi
Kaan Kata hua tha. Dono bade pareshan ki
Ab Kya
Kiya Jaaye !
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Bahut Soch vichar ke baad
Pappu bola:
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Chal chhor yar Safed ghoda tera
Kala ghoda Mera.
Ravana : Cigeratte hai kya?
Hanuman : Nahi hai.
Ram : Ek packet hai na.
Hanuman : Aap chup rahiye prabhu.
Iske 10 sir hai.
Pura packet khatam ho jayega.
Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up
Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai,
Baitho Baitho...:)
Medical science proved ki
Kapre tight pehnney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hai.
But
Larkiyon ke kapre jitne tight ho,
Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai!!!
Lady: Baba mera pati kab sudhrenga?
Baba: Pati ko laye ho?
Lady: Nahi.
Baba: Koi baat nahi, apna blouse kholiye
Lady: kyun?
Baba: Pati ki hath ki rekha dekhni hai!!!
By-Mr.Dilip
Yamraj asks 3 ladies-
kabhi kiss kiya?
1st Lady: Shadi se pehle.
Yamraj: Chal Nark me.
2nd Lady: Shaadi ke baad.
Yamraj: Chal Swarg me.
3rd Lady: Na pehle na baad me.
Yamraj: Chal kamre me!!! ;)
by-Mr.Dilip@
Ek sardar ne air-hostess se kaha, "Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai". Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara...
Sardar foran bola : "Aadat bhi bahut milti hai''?
Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa : Teen maidam
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein usse bhagakar le jaunga...
By-Mr.Dilip
Ladki: Bhaiya 12 kele dedo
Fruit wala: Ye lo behen.
Ladki: yeh to naram hai thode kadak de do
Fruit wala: Kya madam kabhi to khane k liye liya karo..!!!
Kanjusi ki zindagi kya jeena,
kabhi meri tarah jiya karo,
roj mujhe miss call dekar sharam nahi aati,
kabhi call bhi to kiya karo......
REALITY OF FACEBOOK:
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Kali kaluti ladki,
FB name WHITE ANGEL
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Motta Genda Ladka,
FB name SMARTY GUY
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Darpook looser bacha,
FB name THE KILLER
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Muhally ki Desi Ladki,
FB name PRINCESS ROCKS
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45 years ki Aunty,
FB name THE DOLL RETURNS
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60 years ka baba,
FB name THE YOUNG KING...:p :D :O :D
KUCHH BIKHRE SAPNE HAI,
KUCHH TOOTI YAADE HAI,
KUCHH UMIDO KI ZAMI,
AUR EK CHHOTASA AASMAA HAI,
YUN TOH BAHUT KUCHH HAI,
ZINDAGI ME JISE CHAHTE HAI,
BASS USKI HI KAMI HAI.
Being
Near
Is
Not
The Meaning
Of
Being
Dear,
I
May Be
Far
From U
But
Msgs
Are
Bridges
To
Make
U
feel
That
I
Always
Remember You.
"Miss U"
by-Dilip Sadmek@
Manzil Bhi Nahi Thikana Bhi Nahi,
Wapas Mujhe Unke Pass Jana Bhi Nahi,
Humne Hi Sikhaya Tha Unhe Teer Chalana,
Aur Aaj Hamari Siwa Unka Koi Aur Nishana Bhi Nahi
by-Dilip@
'Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab Jaman?
Nah!
Let Me C..
How Bout Jalebi?
Hmm…
Nope!
Damn!
Still Cant Find
Anything As Sweet
As U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan'
And Adorable..
Can’t Help
Forming A
Relationship With You…
Please
Accept Me
As Your
Dearest And
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan'
Best Line..
Dil-e-Gumrah Ko
Kaash !!
Ye Maloom Ho Jaata,
Ki..
Mohabbat Us WaQt Tak
DILCHASP Hoti hai,
Jab Tak Nahi Hoti.!!
A True Girl should care her
Boyfriend
Like her Child...
,
A True Boy should value his
Girlfriend Like his Mom...
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Bcoz...
,
No Boy can hurt his mom...
, &
,
No Girl can Love Someone more
then
her own Child...
'Ek chhota raasta bhi mushkil mehsoos hota,
Jab saath chalne wala koi na ho to...
Lekin..!!
Us k Bar'Aks ek bara aur dushwaar Guzaar raasta bus chand qadmo main simat jata hai...!! Jab...
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"KUTTA PEECHAY LAG JAYE" ;)
Hamesha Emotional msg Expect na kia karo :P :)'
'Signal pay 1 aurat ki car ruki
to
1 fakir mangnay laga.
Aurat boli.
Tmhari shakl kuch jani pehchani lagti hy.
Fakir bola. Madam v r friends on facebook ;-)'
'Pehly hath mein lo
Phir mou me lo
Phir thook lagao
Phir seedha kero
Or andar ghusao
KITNA MUSHKIL KAAM HY SUI ME DHAGA DALNA'
by-dilip sadmek
Girls Categorize Boys into Numerous Categories :-
Ewww :/
Awww :-)
Wooo ;-O
Cute :-*
Hot <3
Handsome _ <3 <3
Boys Categorize Girls :-
Ohh BC :o :o :o
Hatt BC... :/ :/ :/
Ladkiya Facebook Pe Itna Bhav
Kyo
Khaati
Hai?
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Kyoki
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Reality Me Koi Bhav Nahi Deta . .
Agree?
Thoko like
Jalnay walon ka Moon Kala
Watan Hamara aise na chorpaye koi...
Rishta Hamara aise na Torpaaye koi...
Dil hamare ek hai ek haihamari jaan...
Hindustan hamara hai hum haiiski shaan...
Jaan Luta denge watan pe hojayenge Qurban...
Isliye Hum kehte hai meradesh mahan..
***** Happy IndependenceDay*******
by-DiliP
bakri chad gayi pahad par
bakri chad gayi pahad par
bakri chad gayi pahad par
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to niche b utar gayi.
by-Dilip sadmek
The day U fall in love with some1
U think is d happiest day of ur life
But in actual
U become the weakest person who
can't live without someone..
Love doesn't mean
to win someone...♥♥
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But
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It means to lose yourself for
someone...♥♥
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It is not done by the
excellence of mind...♥♥
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But
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It is done by the
purity of heart...♥♥
Jism Ki Hawas Ko Mohabbat Kehta Hai Aaj Ka Falsafa..!!
Yehi Door-e-Haazir Ki Mohabbat Hai,, ToMein Jaahil Hi Sahi..!!
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Let's Take Decision
To Value Our Nation
Won't Forget Those Sacrifices,
Who Gave Us Freedom
Now Its Our Turn
To Have A Reformation.
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HaPpY InDePeNdEnCe DaY tO aLl
(:
by-dilip@
चान्द ने की होगी सुरज से मोहब्बत
इसलिए तो चान्द मे दाग है
मुमकीन है चान्द से हुई होगी बेवफाई
इसलिए तो सुरज मे आग है।
Moon ne band ki lighting,
moon ne band ki lighting,
sun ne shuru ki shining,
murge ne di hai warning,
k ho gayi hai morning to hum bhi bol dai b,
aapko "Good Morning"
vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hai,
yeh to unke bachehe hee kaminey hai,
jo mama mama kehke bulaate hai :)
Ishq ke bazaar mein ruswai bahut hai,
pyar ke naseab mein judaai bahot hai,
is tarah baar baar galle na laga karo,
Rah-e-Mohabatt mein tanhayi bahot hai